Erotica Or Organic Gardening? You Decide.
Read the following statement. Make a mental note of the FIRST thing that comes to mind. Be honest!
3 hours, 5 beds, a ho and a long hose, dirty knees and a sweaty shirt.
How did you do? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Oh jeez, get your minds out of the gutter. Got the garden in today!! Man, one little typo and you (you know who you are) go there…. Well, here’s how it really went. Hope you enjoyed my little game of word play.
3 hours: in the garden
5 beds: raised garden beds
A hoe: garden implement
Long hose: had to use the one from the back yard
Dirty knees: the plants don’t put themselves in the ground
Sweaty shirt: hard work, baby