Mindy's Musings - Daily Escapades Through The Extraordinarily Ordinary


‘Twas The Night Before Festivus….

‘Twas the night before Festivus
The Levy’s were stoked
We Jews love our holidays
And that’s no joke


The Festival of lights has concluded
Chanukah candles now dimmed
Enjoyed food from Schmaltz Deli
And now our tree is trimmed


It’s great to be married
To a wonderful goy
I get Chanukah and Christmas
It’s double the joy


Surrounded by family
And eggnog at hand
Our Christmukah is starting
And it’s never bland


No turkey is roasting
But no-one will brood
We will be ordering
The best Chinese food


Movies, music and slippers
Are all in the plan
We’ll stay in our pajamas
Just because we can


To our friends and acquaintances
Heading to midnight mass
Sing a carol for all of us
While we raise a glass


So happy Holidays to all
I hope that it’s bright
May you have peace, health and happiness
And to all a good night

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